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Sep 4, 2020, 6 tweets

All, let's get some nicknames for the China Watcher community going - feel free to suggest new ones and/or vote for your favorites:

Bethany Allen-Ebrahimian = Rapunzel
General R Spalding = General Basketball
Professor C Balding = Professor Rogaine

(1/n)

Gordon Chang = Nostradamus
Bill Bishop = Shabi
Adrian Zenz = Heil Turkestan

(2/n)

John Garnaut = The Princeling from Down Under
Mike Forsythe = Mike from Accounting

(3/n)

Current government officials edition!

Mike Pillsbury = K Street Doughboy
Peter Navarro = The Grinch who Tariffed Christmas
Matt Pottinger = The Bacha Bazi Enabler
Mike Pompeo = Pomp and Circumference

(4/n)

Please help me with some of these regime propagandists:

Edward Wong
Josh Chin
Paul Mozur
Philip Wen

(5/n)

thank you @abovetheclouds @ProleLumpen

James Palmer = Beijing Duck
Leta Hong Fincher = Purity

(6/n)

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