Okay let’s get down to business
#Mulan
It’s clear that the hordes’ ability to run directly up vertical walls is what made the Great Wall irrelevant #Mulan
Jason Scott Lee can still get it #Mulan
I appreciate that they include the “two rabbits running side by side” reference from the original Chinese epic Ballad of #Mulan
Maybe she’s born with it
Maybe it’s Maybelline
#Mulan
Do itttt
#Mulan
Mushu?
#Mulan
They had showers in the Northern Wei dynasty?
#Mulan
Brokeback Mulan
#Mulan
Apparently having chi makes you stink
#Mulan
The Force is strong with this Mulan
#Mulan
When she lets down her hair her midichlorian levels skyrocket
#Mulan
No chancellor or vizier should ever be trusted tbh
#Mulan
What is up with the whole Bedouin ninja thing
#Mulan
Jet Li is still Jet Li even older and with bad facial hair and uh I think they dubbed in his voice
#Mulan
“A girl”
“a WOMAN”
#Mulan
Kiss her come on
#Mulan
I’m a little freaked out by the way the director inserted what feels like inexplicably unnecessary Christian imagery into this remake...the Son of Heaven crucified on the tomb to his father, the Phoenix angel wings on Mulan.
#Mulan
“Devotion to family” is the fourth virtue? Huh.
#Mulan
Very curious to know who would win in a Rey vs Mulan duel, regular weapons no light sabers
#Mulan
So I have a whole mental rewrite of #Mulan that I’m not going to share until we record our @TheyCallUsBruce reaction podcast tonight. That is all.
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