Finally, a console that allows you to buzz in the guests at your front door
“Welcome to Xbox, may I take your order?”
I want the shocking reveal for this system to be that the “vent” is just a cover that detaches to reveal a working oscilloscope that runs the original program code for Tennis For Two, and also tracks Saddam's PS2-powered missiles
The only console that doubles as a radio you can listen to in the shower
(I actually really like this design. It’s unique and distinctive, and all they did was change up the look of a standard feature. By comparison, PS5 looks like a Michael Bay Transformer design)
Also, it's the only console that’s designed for Judy Carne to pop out and let you know when it’s Sock It To Me Time
Lay it flat and recreate your favorite album cover
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