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Sep 8, 2020, 5 tweets

Our children just discovered a lock newly installed on our bedroom door and I just received this note

Update: they are taking a bath together right now, caballing in low tones.

Me, over sound of tub running: PROTESTS MUST BE PEACEFUL AND RESPECTFUL

No Egress No Peace

I think this makes me The Wall of Mom(s)

Just listened to my kids talking in beds on the monitor, and this is all I heard before my husband told them to go to sleep:

6 yr old: What’s the president of Russia’s name?

8 yr old: Putin

6 yr old: Yeah. I’m gonna go with Putin.

I’m not sure what this means but not good

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