*It’s Happening gif*
Junior: Appa, why are they always spitting?
Me: they’re probably chewing tobacco. Nasty habit. (Unspoken: don’t follow in your old man’s footsteps & dip Copenhagen until your son turns 2).
HFS, Dana Delaney was downright luminous in this film
The OK Corral just happened, & I had to explain that no, not everyone hits with each round they fire. “You see, son, there’s this thing called suppressive fire. Sometimes you just want to keep their head down.”
Junior: the cowboys screwed up, they went after Virgil & Morgan.
Me: just wait, buddy
Should I tell Junior about the decided lack of law in the Old West & the definition of extrajudicial killing, or nah?
Junior: IT’S DOC!
Now I have to explain how deadly tuberculosis was, not just in the 19th century, but even now.
Want to blow a Marvel-obsessed 11 year old’s mind? Tell him that both of Star Lord’s fathers in Guardians 2 starred in this film.
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