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kvogel@nytimes.com "DEVILS' ADVOCATES," on the foreign influence industry, is out now: https://t.co/hqzyvXtYto

Sep 13, 2020, 11 tweets

It is — as we say — awwwn. 🦅🦅🦅

@Wawa ordered
@SlackHQ set to “away”
#FlyEaglesFly

If the Washington Football Team wanted realistic piped-in crowd noise, they should have cheers for @Eagles & boos for the home team.

Game, changed.

Can we have 1st quarter Carson Wentz back?

PUT @NickFoles IN!

Seems like DALLAS GOEDERT has more yards after catch this game than ZACH ERTZ has had over his entire career.

When broadcast crews have to fill time without crowd shots to comment on.

If we were not playing The Washington Football Team, we would be getting our asses kicked.

Now even Ertz is dropping balls! C'mon! We don't deserve to win this game. Awful all around.

Carson Wentz needs to play John Madden on repeat from the 1989 version of his eponymous video game: "Quarterback can't hold the ball that long."

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