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Blow up your TV throw away your paper Go to the country, build you a home Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches Try an find Jesus on your own #HonkHonk

Sep 14, 2020, 12 tweets

Experts say...
A thread of stupidity.

(Please add more examples in the comments - I'm sure I missed a bunch)

Guttural sounds increase transmission, karaoke must be banned.

No singing, no talking.
Just mask up and shut up

Keep socially distant from your pet.

🙈

Peak stupidity.

Come on warp speed!

These make sense.

Short hair and short bods.

Saving the best for last..

Ties into this 👇

I've always wanted to learn Italian..

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