Joe Biden shut the fuck up and offer us health care during a pandemic and win easily challenge
American media outlets stop covering Kamala Harris’ shoes and start asking the Democratic ticket for President why it opposes health care for all people during a pandemic challenge
Joe Biden announce you’ll close the concentration camps where they’re force-sterilizing migrants challenge
Joe Biden stop letting Pete Buttigieg write your tweets like store brand Thomas Wolfe and simply promise us $2000 per month backdated to March and win without uttering another syllable challenge
Joe Biden say something do something anything please we’re begging you the world’s burning people are dying by the truckload this should be an easy win unless of course the rich picked you on purpose to fix the election like a prize fight oh wait oh no challenge
We stretched the format to its absolute limits there at the end but you guys get the point
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