Opened my travel backpack for the first time since, um, Iowa
I'm leaving NY for the first time since February, going to Arizona to report, which means I'm ditching the cloth masks for a whole new look. I think it's a good one.
I'm terrified about this trip even with the N95 and my antibodies, but I can't tell you how excited I am that my normal practice of wiping down everything around my plane seat is now socially acceptable
Also on the bright side, I just witnessed a flight attendant tell a passenger forcefully, "This is the last time I'll warn you: Your mask must be over your nose," and I'm experiencing vicarious catharsis for all the times I've wanted to scream that at people
Just landed in Phoenix and she is chewing the same guy out once again and it is still cathartic
Guy is complaining that masks are uncomfortable
Flight attendant, in extremely I Don't Have Time for This Shit tone: "Then you shouldn't fly. What I SHOULD do is write up a report and then if you have any connecting flights, you won't even be allowed on, so just put on the mask"
Know what else is uncomfortable? Covid
You will all be absolutely stunned to learn that Mask Guy is also Watching Things at Full Volume Without Headphones While We Wait for a Gate to Open Guy
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