Thread by @djolder

Bruhhhhh the dogs were going bonkers after something behind the plants in the backyard so I wrangled em inside and came out with the flashlight and it was possum! When I shined the light on it it was like

And it WORKED! played me for the clown. Forgot possums are born liars. Called the humane society and left a message because all their ppl were probably out dealing with other gullible tenderhearts like me lol when i went back out to check little dude was GONE hahahaha

Thought that mothafucka was trying to give up his icky little mortal coil in my backyard and I was trying to figure out if I was gonna have to burn my shovel after I scooped its corpse up smh while dude was making his escape!

Yesterday a neighbors dog got loose TWICE and showed up at our door wagging his tail like a goober. My pups were going nuts. He was clearly trying to make an honest woman out of one of em smh

But the number of times Ive stumbled on various neighborhood dogs who've gotten free and escorted their wily little asses back home often without their humans even knowing lol just deposited them in their yards and secured the gate properly...