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Stand-up comedian. Only does free gigs on Men's Day. Upcoming shows: https://t.co/9lQ2z6TDHF Insta: @lolrakshak. Email: kajal.srinivasan@gmail.com

Sep 18, 2020, 5 tweets

Today's #quizzytime: If you were to moon the mom of a certain Hollywood actor, far from being offended she will tell you something interesting about yourself. Who is the actor, his mom, and what would she tell you?

Quiz ends at 2 PM. Google if you like.

Ans: Jacqueline Stallone, mother of Sylvester Stallone is am astrologer, psychic and the foremost American Rumpologist. (Yes it's exactly what you're thinking). If you send her a picture of your ass and 600$ she will predict your future.

Rump reading is an art practiced in ancient Babylon, India (acc to her website), Greece, and Rome. It is the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples, and folds of the buttocks to divine the individual's character and gain an understanding of past events and predict the future

The seeker covered his/her butt with HENNA and sat on a papyrus to leave a impression, much like a fingerprint, palm, or foot print. Such prints are highly individualistic, as no two people share the same markings. jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html

I'm doing a trial show that combines humor and bizarre truth tomorrow at 9 PM. I'd love to see some guinea pigs there.
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