Well, as long as we're committing @blaseball blasphemy
All you need to know about #blaseball - the second most idolized player in the entire league is an automated pitching machine brought into play at the last minute because all of the team's pitchers were trapped in a large peanut
Being idolized will cause the pitching machine to also be trapped in the peanut, which means the @tacoblaseball team will need yet another pitching machine.
Or one of the opposing team's players might ritually destroy it first.
Pitching Machine is now at the top of the leaderboard. Did I mention that it (they?) officially has a blood type, a favorite coffee style, and a soul?
The saga of Pitching Machine continues: through a combination of partying and draining the blood of other players, it has become a 5-star pitcher - which makes it the best active pitcher in the game.
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