personally I suggest we all chip in to buy ads on fox news encouraging the president to take up heavy smoking by pointing out joe biden is too much of a pussy to do it
FIVE PACKS A DAY LIKE A REAL MAN SIR THE REVIEWS ON YOUR LUNGPOWER ARE INCREDIBLE
NO NO DON’T STAND UP SITTING CONSTANTLY IS HEALTHIER HERE HAVE THIS PITCHER OF FRY TRAP OIL AND RELAX
NOW QUICK RUN A WIND SPRINT
BARACK OBAMA QUIT SMOKING BECAUSE HE COULD NEVER FOLLOW THROUGH ON ANYTHING SIR HERE HAVE ANOTHER CARTON OF MARLBORO REDS THE REAL AMERICAN REFRESHMENT
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