Dear brethren,
If you thought the @SushiSwap saga was savage and unwholesome and disconcerting and exhilarating and titillating, please sit by my 🔥. I have a tale to share that makes sushi look children's theatre.
This is the tale of Avalanche $AVAX
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2/ ... a beastly terror of blanketing whiteness
... a radical idea wrapped up in fluffy, pillow-y whiteness
wtf is $AVAX?
It's a high-octane smart contract platform
3/ With multiple consensus engines and VMs
4/ In addition to governance rights, $AVAX bestoweth other goodness
5/ If that were where the story ended, I might shrug and walk away.
But $AVAX has plans...
It dreams bigger, you see. It looketh at Ethereum $ETH and it thinks, "that is the golden goose."
"I would very bigly like that golden goose on my farm."
"Hmmmm...."
6/ Enter-stage-door-left, the "friendly spoon" Athereum. Athereum looks so innocuous. He wears a hand-knit sweater with wooly balls dangling from it. The cuticles on his nails have been pushed back.
But oh my...
7/ This well-groomed, mild-mannered, sweater-wearing spooner has grand visions.
"What if we snapshot Ethereum," the spooner thinks, "port it to $AVAX and replace $ETH with our own token called $ATH?"
"Then, every degen in the world who owneth ETH would suddenly owneth ATH."
8/ "This may be contentious," the spooner thinks.
"We must call it a testnet, then... a friendly sweater-y experiment in love and co-existence."
"Testnet or not, we will copy over everything. We will copy over all the blocks, all the contracts, all the tools."
9/ "We will partner with $LINK. We will be compatible with @metamask_io, Truffle, Remix and others."
"Then, we will show the world the power of an EVM that scaleth now ... right now."
10/ "Oh yes. We will bake cookies. We will put on Netflix. We will call all of our favorite $ETH developers over. We will lay down on the couch together and spooneth the night away."
Oh god.
Mr. Spooner is brilliant.
His sweater is so cute!!!
11/ But off in the distance I have heard the whumph of something heavy falling. I look up and I see a wall of snow. There is no time for me to run. I can only watch and hope
12/ I am a man in a mask. I do NOT giveth investment tippity-tips, you silly... but I see $DOT trading with a market cap of $3.8 billion. And I see $AVAX trading at $99 million.
13/ Me grineth bigly. Esp since @Athereum has just 5 followers and sent its first tweet a few hours ago...
Give it a follow, my friend. Let us marvel at the wall of falling snow together
We shall stand side-by-side and see if it sweepeth us away
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