Thread by @DavidHundeyin

Whenever I point out the dangers in new legislation, there are always some stupid lawyers who come here to speak English and accuse me of stirring up emotions unnecessarily, because apparently what we can all read in plain English can only be understood by someone who wears a wig

Now ask yourself this very simple question:

In your everyday life where these laws will apply, who gets to interpret these laws?

Is it your MCMs here or is it the 35k/month olokpa who can barely read and write and is looking for how to extort you?

So the conclusion is very simple and straightforward: If laws are not written in a way that Corporal Sunday can understand clearly without any room for mischievous interpretation, then those laws are DANGEROUS.

Mr IWriteCleverTweets Esq will NOT be there at the impact point.

In November 2018 I a victim of police corruption and I spent 2 nights in a cell and ended up parting with almost N200,000 to get out of a situation that had nothing to do with me.

I saw first hand how useless Nigerian law and many Nigerian lawyers are.

Please save your takes.

Mr IWriteCleverTweets Esq LIKES stupidly worded legislation because it creates opportunity for the Nigerian state to abuse its power which creates job opportunities for him because citizens need to defend themselves.

Many lawyers make their money from Nigeria's inefficiencies.

By steering public attention to the root of the problem (bad legislation), which can lead to review of said legislation to make it better worded, David Hundeyin is taking food out of IWriteCleverTweets Esq's mouth.

I know you people very well and I'm ready for you.

Nonsense.