Modern AU of Jiang Cheng and Liu Qingge fake dating.
They just did it because Liu Qingge wanted for girls to stop giving him love letters and Jiang Cheng for him to show that "he can date".
Together they experiment a lot of firsts just for the sake of pretending unknowingly making two guys angry and jealous.
SJ to SY: Ok, what does that brute see in that other brute?!
SY: Didi, don't call JC like that, he is not so bad when you get to know him!
SJ: ... brute.
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[LXC crying at his two best friends]
LXC: Is not fair! I have been trying to date A-Cheng for years now!
NMJ: Seriously? Fawning secretly is not a visual way to show someone you like them.
JGY: I hate to agree with him but Da-ge is right
LXC: But I am better looking than him!
JGY: and smarter.
NMJ: But he does know how to fight and has a great masculine body.
LXC: [dramatic gasp]
JGY: Seriously Da-ge?
LXC: B-but I also have a good body!
NMJ: just confess you idiot.
LXC: [pouts]
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[JC at a "date" with LQG]
JC: So tell me, when are go going to finally ask that out sneaky sassy nerd?
LQG: When are you going to confess your undying love to the big puppy guy?
JC: Touche...
LQG:
JC:
LQG: ... wanna practice to make out later?
JC: Yeah sure.
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SJ and LQG getting into an argument (again) in the middle of the hallway.
SJ -scuffing-: I see that you still only think with the muscles you have but not with your gray matter.
LQG: HEY!
SJ: I bet that your virgin ass that you would never last other than your stupid fights
LQG: Oh right! since you are so knowledgeable in the bed "situation" with all those girls you always go with!
JC in a monotone voice on the other side of the hallway: HE IS BIG LASTS A LOT!
Everyone in the hallway gapes, includying SJ and LXC
LQG embarrased: JC!
SJ throws at LQGs face his literature book and gets away with a angry but red face.
LQG: You
JC: Fucking payback for all the marks you left on me, idiot! Everyone looked at me weird at the swimming class
[LXC later crying to his two friend in the empty music club]
LXC: NOT FAIR. I CAN LAST LONGER AN I CAN BE BIGGER TOO!
NMJ: they do not act as a couple tho...
JGY: true, they act the same as before they started dating. Are we sure they are dating?
SJ: I don't think so!
SJ enters the music room and grabs LXC from his front.
NMJ and JGY were going to stop him but his deadly glare stopped them.
SJ: YOU will help me to separate those idiots before I kill them myself.
LXC: W-wait!
NMJ and JGY just looked at the two who left the room in a hurry.
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