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Sep 27, 2020, 6 tweets

As we once more restrict our movement to help save lives, here is a reminder of the deities in the Idol Scribblings pantheon who can help us get through this.

No.1
Quatentina - Goddess of Lockdowns
(Her nemesis is “Girl Swirled” the home haircut demon.)
idolscribblings.blog/2020/05/03/qua…

No.2
Twometer – Goddess of Social Distancing

Should you have to venture out. You would be wise to observe the rules of Twometer.

(The favourite game of most Twometerians is the retro classic “Personal Space Invaders”.)
idolscribblings.blog/2020/06/07/two…

No. 3
Sloth – God of Staying In

Nothing better to do? Try worshipping Sloth!

A worshipper of Sloth can flick through all 999 television channels like a Catholic prays their way around the rosary.
idolscribblings.blog/2020/03/29/slo…

No. 4
Loadin' Skypefather - God of Video Calls

Trying to stay in touch with loved ones?
Loadin' will aid you!

This year even Santa Claus is thinking of using a Virtual Presents Device.
idolscribblings.blog/2020/03/22/loa…

No. 5
Scrubbup - Goddess of Infection Control

The focal point of her temple is a special hand washing font with those long arm taps. Here the High Priestess, known as Auntie Viral, demonstrates correct hand washing technique. 

idolscribblings.blog/2020/03/08/scr…

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