Pregame coffee table is set.
What a hot fucking mess. Who in the Biden campaign was credulous enough to believe that Mango Mussolini *wouldn’t* try to dominate the conversation?
Even when my kids were toddlers, they knew when to keep quiet. But a 71 year old man doesn’t, because no one ever told him no.
Hey Asian Americans #AAPI, 1 mention each of “Chinese plague” & “China virus.” Drink twice! 🥃🥃
New York never wants you back unless it’s to spend 15-20 at Ossining State Pen. We don’t give a fifth of a fuck about Big 10 football.
The stock market is not the goddamn economy, you spray tanned halfwit.
Goddamn your eyes, Wallace, grow a pair.
It isn’t a dog whistle, Mr. Vice President. It’s been a fire truck siren since he called for the official lynching of the Central Park Five 32 years ago.
I live in New York, Mr. President. Your hometown, which now shuns you. Crime is still lower now than when your consigliere & fellow SVR asset was the mayor.
“He’s Putin’s puppy.”
We’re at the point where I had to pour past the top line on this glass. I keep waiting for him to say we need to take the forests like in Sweden, a proper white country.
Goddamn, that final statement from Biden was straight 🔥
No, Mr. President. The fraud is you, & the shame would be yours if you were capable of having a sense of shame.
What bad things happen in Philadelphia? Gino’s gives you a cheesesteak “wid out?”
What have we learned tonight, boys & girls? What we should’ve already known 4 Septembers ago. That one of the nominees is a megalomaniac who can’t wait to impose dynastic succession. And the other will bring us back into the community of nations.
.@NicolleDWallace put it best: Donald Trump was an abuser, & Chris Wallace was the abuser. This felt like an assault. This was the plan.
Tonight only proved that @realDonaldTrump succeeded. Not in making America great again, but in turning our country into the kind of kleptocratic-regime-led shithole country he has derided for so long.
Damn I need an edit button. Wallace was the abused.
I’m so tired. I’ve been tired for 4 years. I’m tired of being outraged. I’m tired of our great nation being the world’s laughingstock, where they’re waiting for our next political or diplomatic pratfall because of our Keystone Kops administration.
Tonight was humiliating for us as a country. Even if I were a blue lives matter git ‘er done MAGAt, that would motivate me to vote for Biden. Just so that we elected an adult sitting at the Resolute Desk.
I’ve got more important shit to do, like wake up early to get my daughter ready for her first in-person day of 3rd grade. To make sure her 6th grade brother knows that our country will continue on regardless of who the president is.
See you all tomorrow. I’m voting for the guy who has his faults, but will not continue to let us be the world’s fart joke.
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