Alright. Debate thread! Please mute this thread if you generally prefer my (infallible) movie takes as opposed to my (often quite fallible) political takes.
(It’s a double, so: 3oz High West Double Rye, 1.5oz Dolin’s Sweet Vermouth, five or six dashes of Angostura bitters. Shake with ice. Pour into chilled martini glass. Enjoy!)
Joe Biden: “I am the rules.”
(Congrats to the six of you who get this reference.)
(It’s not a JUDGE DREDD reference)
lmao
honestly we deserve having two 70 year olds tell each other to shut the fuck up while another 70 year old can’t control them
Joe Biden’s anti-ventilator stance will definitely be his downfall here.
Trump comparing the COVID response to the Swine Flu response is a very bold move, Cotton.
“I’m the one who brought back football!"
(strike against Trump anyway since amateur football sucks YEAH THAT’S RIGHT)
Nah, I’m just kidding, it’s fun to watch guys who couldn’t hack it on the Washington Football Team toss the old pig skin around.
live shot from tonight’s debate
live shot from 200 years from now
I still don’t know why it’s called anTEEfa instead of anti-fah.
say the neologisms like i want you to cowards
Me: “Man, I want to watch something dumb and fun after this.”
Also me: “What about MALLRATS?”
Me: “Wait, is that @ArrowFilmsVideo release of MALLRATS out yet?”
Also me: “No, not until October 13!”
Me: “Shit, I better pre-order it.”
Also me: “Yeah, get on that."
Anyway, the debate is stimulating the economy.
this is so depressing
(the debate, not me paying $28 for a special edition of MALLRATS)
If I were running for president, I’d put a Blu-ray player in every home and a MALLRATS Blu-ray in every Blu-ray player.
Scanning my profile, I can see that this second Manhattan is kicking in.
An item of pure aesthetics: Biden’s whole outfit is much better? Especially the buttoning of the button on his jacket? Slims his profile.
I don’t love the pocket square’s triple peaks, though. Go for a nice clean line.
Chris Wallace: “STOP.”
Me: “Ah, I see you have two children under the age of six as well."
I don’t like Trump, but I *do* like Trump’s anti-Philadelphia invective. So I’m torn.
whoa dana bash just said “shit show” we are in UNCHARTED WATERS people
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