Thread by @joekparton

I don’t know how your Sunday‘s gone, but I’ve spent mine making football shirts for every UK supermarket (a thread):

👕@Tesco:
Home shirt is inspired by their iconic carrier bag, while the away kit is a nod to the high-vis jackets worn by delivery drivers. #SupermarketShirts

👕 @sainsburys:

A tidy pin-stripe design for the home shirt, and an away shirt based on the staff uniform. I thought about making a “sweet as nectar” comment but decided against it. #SupermarketShirts

👕 @asda:

A resourceful use of the same template for both kits, here. That’s ASDA price! *pocket tap* #SupermarketShirts

👕 @Morrisons:

This northern powerhouse will be kitted out in their famous green and gold. I can see that away shirt selling well in the Leeds area, too. #SupermarketShirts

👕 @coopuk:

A cool blue look for the shop round the corner. Hopefully these two kits “cooperate” well with each other this season... #SupermarketShirts

👕 @IcelandFoods:

A fiery home shirt and an icy white away number. That victory vs England seems a distant memory. #SupermarketShirts

I hope you’re all excited to see what I’ve got lined up for @AldiUK 👀

👕 @marksandspencer:

A classy home shirt featuring the new sponsorship deal with @Ocado (sorry @waitrose), and a tasty away kit celebrating their beloved confectionery. #SupermarketShirts

👕 @waitrose:

Put down that papaya and get these in your basket. Although you may need to go without your cashmere toilet roll for a week to afford all three. Elite. #SupermarketShirts

👕 @LidlGB:

A simple yet iconic home shirt, and that away kit is a “lidl” bit naughty. It tracks your heart-rate as your shopping comes flying through the checkout. #SupermarketShirts

And finally...

👕 @AldiUK:

Everyone’s “second club” (but you never want to admit it). The home kit mirrors the staff uniform, whilst the away kit is straight from the middle aisle. Sehr gut. #SupermarketShirts

...and that’s your #SupermarketShirts! Hope it’s brightened up your Sunday evening.

Shout out to @swazteamwear and their brilliant online football kit designer.

Anyone up for a Division 2?

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A superb follow up thread from @McB00merang 👇🏼😂👏🏼👏🏼 #SupermarketShirts

Well this has “banged”, as the kids say!

Which one of these would you like to see get made for real?? (Poll 1/2)

#SupermarketShirts

Poll 2/2:

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Another great effort here from @JackAGoodwin. Look at that Toblerone one! 😍 #ChocolateShirts 🍫👕

I’ll be on @talkSPORT shortly chatting to @tSHandJ about #SupermarketShirts. This has escalated quickly. 😂

Tune in from 2:30!