Ding dong the Squid is dead
The final #Squidigation has been fully yeeted out of court in a drily funny opinion from judge pepper, for all the usual reasons.
A piece that made me chuckle
I'm crying
Hey @j_remy_green relevant to our earlier discussion and omg she had to love writing this: "listen, Sidney, it's not my job to tell you you're being a fucking moron and worrying about the wrong event, even when I tell you you're being a fucking moron and got the date wrong"
I'm not sure I can appropriately convey just how much contempt this judge has for the job Sidney and Lin did on this case
Dead. I'm deceased
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