k I guess I'll watch the MCU movies or whatever
4F? Is that like 4H?
oh frick he got the flag
Elrond is kind of a dick
I liked him better when he had a face.
Ebbets Field still sucks
This movie is too dark. I can't see anything.
Pretty sure they ripped off most of the plot of Terminator 2.
This would be easier to follow if they told me when they jumped timelines.
Boss dude done fucked up and said Nicholas
what the heck Thranduil in this bitch too??
She got shooty shooty and got blue man grouped
The cat giving off some MIB vibes
The soundtrack is good. I don't think I could name another movie with Nirvana in it.
I knew the cat was an alien. He just ate the thing.
Pretty sure they're about to shoot that one weak spot in the exhaust port
Can he text from Excel on that pager?
I wanna ride in the funvee not the humdrumvee
Mebbe not.
The Dude is a real dick
Pepper Potts > Peppa Pig
Space laser!
Garry Shandling??
Vince Neil is cutting cars in half
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THE JOKE IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE ONLY HAS ONE EYE
They can salute. And destroy.
lol ex wife
oh snip it's hannibal
"Couldn't you just leave the bridge open for us?"
Man if I had a nickel...
When does Bill Paxton show up??
SHIELD looking for Mjölnir or ET?
Mud wrestling!
oh frick it's hammer time
I think Padmé just got space rabies
Oh he missed some
uh oh he angry
Lotta LOTR folks in MCU.
And Phil Dunphy
He don't like that sound
The chopper explosion made it night time and rainy?
Other Hulk is a bitch
Liv Tyler has a lot of shitty father figures
Robin Sparkles???
Helicarrier time
Make a move Reindeer Games
oooo mark buffalo is mad
Oh they got the arrow guy back
This bracelet feels important.
Oh it was. But they made another space laser.
oh he's ALWAYS angry. That explains everything.
ruh roh there's more floaty lobster guys
Better clench up, Legolas
Oh he smashed that guy to dirt
These guards are not great
The hammer sucks now
Oh he fixed it.
Oh fuck he done tricked him
It's always a little pinchy in the gooey bag at first
Gonna guess he could not, in fact, regulate
Oh frick he made her melt his dang handcuffs off with her neck
The bad guy from Die Hard 2 is the President. COOL.
WARMACHINEROX
I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.
Oh he shot a hole in that guy
Oh snip Pepper is a Ghost Rider now too
Oh he took out the thingy
Oh Peggy
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Oh heck the car is flipped
Is he a ninja turtle now?
oooo Robin Sparkles is back
AND THE SUNDANCE KID?
Oh she broke his robot arm
Bucky why
Oh frick they made the things shoot each other
Uh oh they got the Loki stick
That triangle magnet thing is pretty neat
oooo Thranduil is back
Bowie.
Oh the pink lady touched the thingy
12% is not much of a plan...
ooooooo switcheroo
The tree dances
oh the lil tree still dancin
uh oh he took the dang batteries
oh frick his dad is the one inch man
It's Rocky
Zardu Hasselfrau?
He would smush her
He brought back a dang toe
Uh oh I think dad is a bad guy
Yeah he bad
The sisters are friends again now?
Squishing that Walkman was a bad idea.
his brain got blowed up
oh heck mary poppins saved him
lol zune
He threw a dang motorcycle at them
I feel like they're gonna Skynet themselves.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hulk buster!
oh frick he picked up the hammer
hide the zucchini
oh they got the fast guy
they got a new team
baskin robbins always finds out
oh boy he rick moranised himself
that's how you punch
also, it's tauriel
uh oh they caught him
oh frick it was never just a heist
oh boy another suit
trains
this dummy went subatomic
he said yes
Gas tornado
lol dean pelton
oh no connie
oh frick it's cat woman
bilbo!
bird costume
uh oh he has the book and is saying the words
spider mans???
underoos
Underwater prison??
oh there goes his hand
rhodey got new legs!
that's what you get for distracted reckless driving
oh no they broke his watch
finger hands
Like Adele? Or Aristotle. Drake. Eminem.
oh frick he did the circle thing
Mr. Doctor
Ghost fight!
it's not a cult
Bro he doesn't want to bargain
why is batman in this movie
oh no sandwich man
I think he larbs you
Oh frick it's donglover
lol batman just toasted that dude
hey suit lady
uh oh he cut the dang boat in half
oh tony is really there!
BATMAN IS HER DAD
Ned is the chair guy!
porn, Ned? Really???
oh no batman is BADman. BIG TIME.
MJ? Really?
Pepper is back, I guess
oh she saw and and almost said an F!
he got his hammer back he gonna hit em
Shake weight
Matt Damon???
oh Loki got doctor stranged
she broke the hammer
jeff goldblum
this rock dude is great
it's hulk!
heimdall savin people
lol strongest avenger
tony wears his pants really tight
Get help!
the devil's anus
oooo she likes him now
she cut his heckin eye out
lol banner flopped
fuckin korg
coffee poison
Bilbo!
I feel like the suit may have been more advantageous during the fight but what do I know
these mfers shot bilbo
oh boy he just got yeeted off the dang waterfall
I bet he ain't dead
there it is
TWO black panthers?
a bugatti space ship!
well he has two rocks now
hulka hulka burning fudge
hulk can't get it up
it's like a pirate had a baby with an angel
DRAX / KORG 2024
bubble gun
he just flex sealed the ship closed
hulk in a hulk buster
groot just cut his dang arm off
oh boy he used the green reverse when they had uno
soup to nuts
WALTON GOGGINS
holy shit it's morpheus
and he's a bad guy!
misdirection!
oh boy they got thanosed
oh no they got dusted
she got the page!
oh his hand ain't got the stones anymore
somebody peed my pants
KORG!
aww hawkeye is a bad guy now
ok i guess he's good now?
oh no loki got the thing
now he knows about the other nebula? not great.
he got the hammer back
great, now cap found peggy
oh heck it's jarvis!
hulk did a snap but i think thanos gonna be there too
oh dip thor has mjölnir and stormbreaker
future nebula just shot past nebula in some timeline
CAP HAS MJÖLNIR WHAT THE FUCK
oh they all came back thanos is not gonna like this
and pepper is here too???
sonofa he got the glove again
IRON MAN JUST DUSTED THE BAD GUYS
well that was a real downer.
CAP GOT PEGGY
the blip
blip beard
bitch please you've been to space
ooo his suit is black now
night monkey
oh boy he's a BAD GUY
oh no the tulips got smooshed
get that peter tingle back online
RAMONES!
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