Thread by @zenitotts

#jLpn5 guess what. guess what. im watchin lupin again

#jLpn5 from the beginning of part 5 bc its been months since i watched the last episode Huh .

#jLpn5 lupin your Own Name isn't written in kanji

#jLpn5 lupin has 77 times more followers than the most followed account on twitter

#jLpn5 "were Just Coworkers!!" Oh my blood boils . Oh im so angry

#jLpn5 lupin casually fucking up some dudes harassing a teen girl is still so spicy

#jLpn5 still love lupins "CHIGAUUUUUU!!!!!!! >:(" at a fuckin teen propositioning him. not enough anime men with this common sense

#jLpn5 the "lovers on the opposite side of the law" scene still drives me mad . like actually angry bc its just making fun of luzeni but also "I'd Rather You Shoot Me With The Gun In Your Pants" Hwah..........

#jLpn5 i love them laughing together ... silly old men ....... i love them 🥺

#jLpn5 Again i would like to know how arsene lupin the third sounds asian and if the people behind this show even know . lupin is at least part french

#jLpn5 the lupin fandom does not hear this

#jLpn5 lupin vs the smart safe my beloved. i love this episode so so much

#jLpn5 im just OBSESSED with jigen and fujiko being like. we have to give him as much brain damage as possible. theyve come together in their bullying of lupin its beautiful really

#jLpn5 GOOD FOR THEM!!!! GOOD FOR THEM!!!!!

#jLpn5 YES!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#jLpn5 im begging.. more eps like this... please please please

#jLpn5 im on stuff i havent seen territory now n_n

#jLpn5 this timeline confuses me . so green jacket 10-20 years ago, lupin was in italy for 10 years apparently ?? lupin and fujiko were married 5 years ago ? why is the gap between p4 and p5 so big . also nobody in the gang is aging but thats standard

#jLpn5 actually "you were green then" probably wasnt literal but a cheeky translation

#jLpn5 a ......... eyelashes ..........................

#jLpn5 going 2 draw lupin with pretty lashes from now on thank you

#jLpn5 mister ...

#jLpn5 its funny to me they supplied goemon with a smartphone in the first place

#jLpn5 albert is interesting but zeni has been fucking missing entirely these past 2 episodes. where the fuck is my wife

#jLpn5 sensing REALLY bitter ex energy here

#jLpn5 i like how they just really specifically r driving home albert is gay . good for him 💕

#jLpn5 jigen sulking bc lupins gonna go see his ex lol

#jLpn5 i know "romantic" does not mean That in this context but theyre just making it SO easy to read them as exes

#jLpn5 going to leap at this man like a monkey

#jLpn5 wow somebody finally just fucking shot lupin instead of letting him bluff his way out

#jLpn5 im sorry but watching lupin lose this bad is.... delicious. wow . i dont mean that in a "i love to see my favs get hurt hehe" way just he hasn't broken a sweat in so long and to see a complete reversal of what he does to others, done to him ... poetic . sexy, even

#jLpn5 WHERE THE FUCK IS ZENI!!!

#jLpn5 "i'll be taking the title of 'the third' then" how does this fucking workkkkm

#jLpn5 ok i see lupin and albert miiiight be related so no more ex jokes

#jLpn5 sorry jigen if this looks gay to the viewers

#jLpn5 his jock look is so funny to me

#jLpn5 feheheehehehehehe

#jLpn5 ALBERT JUST KILLED A CHILD?? thats too much

#jLpn5 im here for fun hijinks . not child killing Hello????

#jLpn5 he he ... albert and lupin r fun

#jLpn5 zenigata was missing the whole arc. the whole fuckin arc . This Better Not Happen Again

#jLpn5 hehe pocky

#jLpn5 if zeni isnt in these red jacket episodes im attacking somebody

#jLpn5 Big... Strong ....... Sexy

#jLpn5 hello .

#jLpn5 where the fuck is he. wheres my wife

#jLpn5 i dont care for them making fujiko so.. prissy? fujiko might prefer to have other people do the dirty work for her but i dont think that makes her the type to wear Pink Heels in a jungle :/

#jLpn5 man how do u go from wcfm fujiko to this

#jLpn5 im giving tms the benefit of the doubt that they do know jigen and lupin Are friends theyre just stupid enough to think jigen would deny it so he wouldnt look gay

#jLpn5 i cant believe zeni wasnt in this fucking episode. thats 5 in a row i think? this defaults this to the worst season of lupin

#jLpn5 let goemon sleep!!! also no sign of zeni. has anybody seen my fucking man hes missing

#jLpn5 sleepy gogo is so cute 💕

#jLpn5 "stop lupin, now" "dead or alive?" "i have no preference." lovers quarrel....

#jLpn5 GOEMONS LAUGH IS SO CUTE

#jLpn5 goemon is cute ❤

#jLpn5 if that was ami or another teen in the preview with no fucking pants im going to start attacking people like a chimpanzee

#jLpn5 AND ZENI WASNT IN THE PREVIEW WHEREEEEES MY WIFE!!!!

#jLpn5 THERE HE FUCKING IS!! MY WIFES BEEN FOUND!!!!!

#jLpn5 for the love of fucking christ stop showing me a teen girl making passes at adult men

#jLpn5 they.

#jLpn5 aww..... gay

#jLpn5 hes so spicy in zenigatas coat 💕

#jLpn5 lupin dragging the fuck out of america while looking into the camera . so true king

#jLpn5 NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE NEEDS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#jLpn5 idk how to feel about all this fujilu stuff i think it annoys me . dont get me wrong i like fujilu but i dont care for when they try to Get Serious

#jLpn5 zenigata in the distance feels a pain in his heart

#jLpn5 fghsdfjfds

#jLpn5 "when i become a better woman, i want an answer" "alright, i'll be waiting" no you WONT, BITCH!!!!

#jLpn5 is this like the first time fujiko has liked zenigata in canon, really . i welcome this

#jLpn5 "but how do you feel about him??" "i hate him!!" lol. why does zenigata care anyway

#jLpn5 an episode where lupin is a detective and an episode where zeni is a thief?? What are they....

#jLpn5 the maid did it . havent even seen the other suspects but i just know it

#jLpn5 no first name. Is He Not Fucking Arsene?

#jLpn5 hiiiiiii

#jLpn5 twins. lmfao ok sure

#jLpn5 worst episode of detective conan ever

#jLpn5 cute

#jLpn5 im obsessed with this episode.

#jLpn5 hehehehehehehehehe

#jLpn5 are you fucking saying i can just lure zenigata with the smell of miso soup????? step one in my seducing zenigata plan formulated.....

#jLpn5 HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#jLpn5 WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I THOUGHT THERE WAS GOING TO BE A JOKE HERE BUT HES LEGITIMATELY MOVED THAT ZENIGATA PUTS HIM IN HIGH REGARD IM GONNA CRY

#jLpn5 I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IM GONNA MAKE YOU SO MANY NOODLES WHEN WERE MARRIED <3 <3 <3

#jLpn5 HES SO POLITE!!!! god hes so fucking skinny tho what have they done to this man. i mean he been skinny since like, part 2, i just dont accept it

#jLpn5 CUTE

#jLpn5 WHY WOULD LUPIN SEE A RANDOM THING ON HIS TABLE AND JUST ... THROW IT AWAY . i mean it probably smelled but still

#jLpn5 jigen having a positive Platonic relationship with a women?? Hugging????!!! makes me happy

#jLpn5 UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#jLpn5 YOURE LUCKY A MAN AS GOOD AS ZENIGATA IS CHASING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#jLpn5 goemon opening his sword sheath a little while hes being dramatic and jigen and lupin going "did you just cut something" hehehehe i love these little jokes

#jLpn5 whats he so flustered for ....

#jLpn5 HES SO POUTYYYY

#jLpn5 YEAHHHH!!! I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#jLpn5 LUZENI??? COMPILATION OF LUZENI MOMENTS FROM PART 2???? FASCINATING.

#jLpn5 WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WIIIIIIIFEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! HES SO HANDSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#jLpn5 yr so pretty.......

#jLpn5 god.......

#jLpn5 hehehe.... they use the word "zeni" for money here..... hehehe

#jLpn5 ILYYYYYYY SO CUTE

#jLpn5 their faces arent red from the alcohol. theyre thinking about their meetcute 💕

#jLpn5 THE POWER OF THIS IMAGE.... JIGEN CALLING LUPIN OUT ON WORRYING ABT ZENI.... LUPIN BLUSHING (IDC IF ITS BC OF THE ALCOHOL) AND IN THIS LITTLE... GAY LITTLE COY ASS POSE

#jLpn5 he acts all hurt about it but i KNOW!! HES IMPRESSED!!!!!! I KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#jLpn5 also jigen is drinking too but his face isnt red. just Saying

#jLpn5 HES HAVING FUN!!! GUYS HES HAVING FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SHAKING YOU) HES ENJOYING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#jLpn5 (SHAKING YOU EVEN HARDER) H E A D M I T S M O N E T A I S B E T T E R ! ! ! ! ! !

#jLpn5 HUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY "ZENIGATA SHOULD DEFINITELY JUST BE A THIEF" AU IS THRIVINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

#jLpn5 look at how happy he is . they deserve this . rival thieves . zenigata could have it all if he just said fuck it and did crimes . lose your chains king!!!!!!

#jLpn5 SEE!!! LUPIN GETS IT!!!!

#jLpn5 ah.......

#jLpn5 1956!!! theyre immortal its not even subtextual anymore!!!!

#jLpn5 LUPINS FACE??? LMAO
he looks like this 🥴

#jLpn5 getting his memory back now because he Lost to lupin.... 😭 let him live in sweet ignorant bliss.....

#jLpn5 he looks so pleased. yea thats the love of his life no matter what

#jLpn5 if i weren't..........

#jLpn5 can you just . believe. the flowers . a true luzeni expert was behind the scenes on this one. can you believe it.

#jLpn5 hraaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#jLpn5 im bringing moneta back . idc if its ooc i want zeni to be a thief ... esp bc thieving in lupin it tantamount to "freedom" zeni is restricted by his status as an officer and i want to free him

#jLpn5 he would be free to kiss lupin all he wants AND still have the thrill of being rivals with lupin by trying to steal the score before lupin does!!! its a WIN WIN !!!!!

#jLpn5 im so relieved they didnt pull a "see! zeni is HAPPIER being a police officer!" like i thought they would .

#jLpn5 age ??? date of birth ???????
theyre too afraid to tell us . that zeni is immortal

#jLpn5 i really hate how theyve turned zeni into a ~paragon police officer~. he used to be a little bastard. i love miyazakis lupin and miyazeni but this is kind of his fault isnt it

#jLpn5 zenis also the best when he kinda hates the police force but is in it just for the ability to catch lupin legally lmao . miyazeni got that right at least, in cagliostro where he said "well i might lose my job but fuck it" and did what HE decided what was best

#jLpn5 "i can learn anything, from your political leanings to your taste in women" oh i dont know about that

#jLpn5 this is the worst idea i've ever heard but on the other hand . can you drop all that sweet zenigata info on me mister evil ceo man

#jLpn5 its astounding how bad this peoplelog concept is but also terrifying knowing we are inching closer to this every day

#jLpn5 yall this shit is giving me anxiety just thinking about it

#jLpn5 its important that you guys know he used "aishiteru" . and hes right he loves them 💕 im going to read this not as a joke i think lupin knows goemon is saying he loves them by goemon wanting them to come with him to someplace safe.. wahh

#jLpn5 this is goemon saying this and i know its probably a joke bc peoplenet called him lupins "underling" but im just saying the parallels between this and fujiko asking the same thing . goemon he loves you 💕

#jLpn5 YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

#jLpn5 wow i wonder who this guy's kidnapped child is. who knows

#jLpn5 heh...

#jLpn5 too bad this got set up as a joke . anyway theyre so cute

#jLpn5 💕

#jLpn5 theyre so cute laughing together ... good moment .... and they look like theyre gonna kiss in the second picture frankly

#jLpn5 "lupin thinks goemon is an item in his collection" hooo.... okay thats an interesting angle to explore

#jLpn5 STOP PITTING THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER !! THEYRE FRIENDS AND ENEMIES AND LOVERS AND MORE

#jLpn5 YATA IM SO SORRY FOR CALLING YOU UNNECCESARY EARLIER YOURE THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER WHO UNDERSTANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#jLpn5 okay i'll take back some of what i said last night i think i appreciate them trying to dig into lupins character

#jLpn5 LUGOE!!!!! LUGOE!!!!!!! WHY DONT U ALL UNDERSTAND !!! THEYRE SO SPECIAL!!!!!!!! THEYRE DYNAMIC IS SOOOOO TASTY!!!!

#jLpn5 GOEMONS DESPERATION !!! UGHH!!!!! LUGOE !!!!!!!!

#jLpn5 ok so theyre delving into lupins relationship with goemon, jigen, and fujiko. i see what theyre doing. But Wheres The Fucking Deep Exploration into Lupin and Zenis Relationship HUH!!!!!!!!!

#jLpn5 this is absolutely my bias speaking but i really think this seasons glaring flaw is turning zeni into a side character . he is part of the lupin gang even if he is not in it !!! you must understand this !!!