Everyone who disagrees with me is disingenuous and does so for profit.
The only people with sincerely held beliefs all agree with me.
I care about others but everyone who disagrees with me cares about power.
Everyone who disagrees with me hasn’t Done the Work™️. They need to Listen and Learn™️.
If you’re not against something that I’m against in the EXACT way I’m against it you are actually for it.
The very fact that you disagree with me is evidence that I’m right and that you are a bad person.
Data that reinforces what I believe paints a vivid picture of the reality of the situation. Data that doesn’t is clearly manufactured to hold onto power.
Studies that support my side are meticulously researched and documented by expert scholars. Studies that don’t are conducted by cranks.
Anecdotal evidence that agrees with me is far superior to hard “facts” that don’t.
Everyone fixated on something I see no problem with is a grifter who is just trying to build a platform. Everyone fixated on the problems I care about is a champion for justice.
Everyone who disagrees with me does so because they watch cable news 24/7 (the bad network) and can therefore be dismissed.
This one dedicated to @edstetzer & @philvischer
The tribe I disagree with has turned the leaders on my side into villains so they can play the hero. They are villains and I am heroically warning you about them.
Leaders who make decisions I disagree with are abusive.
Organizations that aren’t run the way I want them to be run are toxic.
Some people who disagree with me have been deceived by evil grifters and deserve my pity. I grieve for those rubes.
Anyone that disagrees with me about how to best love their neighbor doesn't love their neighbor.
Christians that disagree with me have never read their Bible and probably don’t go to church.
This one is dedicated to you, @DavidAFrench
People who disagree with me prove my point. They also demonstrate how weak they are.
The issues that concern me are gospel issues. The issues that concern the people I disagree with are distractions from the gospel.
My arguments are irrefutable.
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Saw this one and had to add it to the thread.
I get amused when people disagree with me.
That's because it reminds me that I'm smarter than them.
I'm really smart... in case that wasn't clear.
Everything you grew up believing about Christianity is a lie. I explain this in my new book which you can purchase for $120. Until you fork over the cash to read it, you should just assume I'm correct.
Everything that concerns you is a boogeyman to distract people from what concerns me.
Congrats, @martyduren! You made the list!
The comedy you find humorous is unfunny, hateful, and reveals your emotional baggage. It is nothing like the brilliant satire that makes me chuckle and speaks truth to power.
The more people disagree with my argument the stronger it becomes.
You only disagree with me because you don’t have any friends of a different ethnicity. I have lots and lots (well, a couple) of them and they all think the same… way I do. #satire
It’s wrong to critique my friend based on what he’s said publicly. Everyone who does that is wicked, immoral, and foolish. The gentleness of Christ does not dwell within them and they can go jump in a lake for all I care. Make it a fiery one.
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