Dave and the editorial writer consider the problem and conclude that things will surely improve once the pandemic ends and the Conservative Party’s terrible malfeasance becomes clear, and, well maybe, but you expect the same old shite then as well, don’t you.
Just you wait, once the pandemic is over we’ll stopping getting this drivel at roaring volume all day every day and start focusing on real problems. Any day now.
The Scrappy Doo routine now
These excuses about the falling down house aren’t very encouraging at this point, and they’d be easier to take if they weren’t coming from people who spent years ostentatiously smashing walls with sledgehammers.
So it turns out that if you wage a scorched earth wrecking campaign against your own party, the earth is difficult to unscorch. Who could possibly have foreseen this might happen.
It’s great how the likes of Watson can tell the hacks how sad he is that his heavily choreographed campaign of leaks and damaging revelations achieved its intended aim and nobody ever asks him why he would be saddened by his own tremendous success.
The thing to remember amid all this Woe Is Us, We Were Defeated And In Disarray stuff is that quite a few of these people worked very hard to ensure that happened; they’re not at all sorry they did it and they’d gladly do it again tomorrow.
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