Alright ya boi is finally doing it:
Mean lesbian plays otome games and complains about them live Episode 1 - Steam Prison. Looking forward to having a positively miserable time with it!
Only one real choice tbh (It's still not Rae.)
(I'm actually sticking with Cyrus, the idea of Rei romancing men is just too miserable even for me)
I Do Not Appreciate this annoying ass bell ringing every time I click something
ACTUALLY who is responsible for this sound design i hate everything.
Me realizing I'm gonna have to interact with anime men
Oh god I'm a cop
AND I'm getting married?! To a man named FITZGERALD?
Personal space.
Why is this ALWAYS a plot point in games for straight people, it's like "oh no, imagine not being able to marry who you want". Yeah! Must suck huh!
What the FUCK, Fin.
"I wish I'd been born a man"
"No you can't, you have to be a lady because I have a very unsubtle crush on you"
Can't get half an hour into the game without one of the love interests being lowkey transphobic, love it.
Personal space.
I don't wanna advance to the next line................
IT'S FUCKING FITZGERALD
ALSO GET OUT OF MY PERSONAL SPACE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL
Fucking Fitzgerald. 🤡
Wait is fucking FITZGERALD actually a better person than the one I assume is an actual love interest? he's like "yeah you be whatever you want as long as it makes you happy :)" while the other guy's like "no you have to be the way i want >:("
Oh christ
Once again i don't wanna get to the next dialogue choice what the fuck is up with people walking up from behind me and calling me "my lady" and "honey" and whateverthefuck, I literally have a name, you asked me to input it at the start of the game god dammit.
YEAH, EXACTLY
Wow what a subtle musical cue, wonder if he's gonna turn out to be secretly evil.
Me but all of them
Useful text box, saving this one for future use.
I am in literal physical pain
I love how dating sims always make walking someone home look like this super gallant selfless thing when I've been doing that since I was like 12
That makes one of us, buddy, I hate your guts.
👁️__👁️
Wait what
Oh GOD hes gonna be a love interest isn't he
Wait i should probably say at least ONE nice thing about the game uhhhhhhh...
The music's nice? I like the music.
WELL NOW YA JINXED IT, If we get stuck in the hell dimension i know who to blame
Oh no i know that name that can't be good
Ah, yeah, that's the one.
Wait it actually just clicked in my brain that people think this man is attractive what the fuck
What do you mean "unfortunately they're too numerous to wipe out"???? Is this man just nonchalantly suggesting genocide??????????
Uhhhhhhhhhh, no thanks, rather die tbh.
You know, the plot is actually pretty alright, if it weren't for the copious amount of morally questionable anime men the game expects me to like i might actually enjoy this
But why though
Bro I don't even like this guy..........
People actually like this guy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Like I don't wanna kinkshame but I'm absolutely kinkshaming if you like this guy
Got sent to The Depths but hey, at least this woman who's definitely not going to die is here.
To hell with the anime men, where's the milf route
Yup, that's it, game's over. Cyrus got exiled to the depths but she found a milf and became her son's stepmother and they led a modest yet happy life for the rest of their days, the end.
Leave me alone, Aizen. Go back to your mid manga
Wait i didn't even read his line what the fuck do you mean I'm a connoisseur of men??? That's LITERALLY the opposite of what i am
B- Bo- Boo--
I think i'm on this guy's route now, he's the only one with a personality that didn't cause me visceral anger so i'm pretty ok with it
This world is actually really interesting in how it's structured, I wish this weren't an otome game
Oh god it's aizen again i take it back
I don't even have anything to add, they're just talking a lot and i miss women
Missed women too much so i just went back and replayed one of the endings of one of my favourite VNs, go play Fatal Twelve, it's gay.
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