Time for a pulp countdown now, and today it's my top 10 trendy tipples!
Stand by for a world of sophistication...
At #10: port! It's basically Xmas turbo-wine to get you through to Boxing Day.
Best mixed with Pepsi apparently...
At #9: Guinness! Liquid power for grandparents that tastes... well let's just say there's a reason they don't sell it warm any more.
At #8: Rosé! It's kinda creepy...
At #7: Canadian whisky! Where's that hand going young lady?
At #6: Blatz! Liberace loves it, and that's good enough for me.
At #5: Dry Sack! Ask any man for details.
At #4: Haig whisky! Chug! Chug! Chug!
At #3: vodka! The mainstay of many a librarian.
At #2: Babycham! Look how happy he is with his sparkling perry drink!
And at #1: Jägermeister! It's just happy juice...
More pulp countdowns another time. Drink responsibly etc...
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