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Writes about economics, posts about rabbits. For serious opinions/analysis, read my blog: https://t.co/KfUxUlCYPz

Apr 22, 2021, 13 tweets

Why do all the young dictators look like grad students to me

The cute EE guy who spends all night in the cleanroom and yet somehow has time to date a different girl each month

The econ guy who's going to get a top job even though his research is totally average

The physics guy who shows up to all the house parties, gets loudly drunk, and says various sexist things

The Comp Lit guy who doesn't really care about Comp Lit but who is sleeping with pretty much the entire department

The interdisciplinary humanities guy who's really into Mao and won't stop talking about it

The guy who is definitely never graduating but won't admit it

We don't know what this guy actually does or who he is, but he's always in the building at 2 AM

The 2L who can and will tell you every detail of environmental law

The guy who was in the military and now studies military history

The poli sci guy who will tell you exactly why Democrats are going to win every election from now until forever

The guy who's just killing time in grad school til his podcast takes off

The econ guy who will get right up in your face and yell that fiscal stimulus can't possibly work, coating your glasses with small flecks of saliva

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