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used to work at @TPostMillennial https://t.co/BF7MOhRIBA https://t.co/qzu1mWqrNe NEWs and politics. FIND ME A JOB. Also, go to church on Sunday.

May 31, 2021, 27 tweets

MONDAY technically but im going to bed first and starting later

👀

i got an ache in my neck so thread time might be slow today

wut

yeah fuck I'll be back after my Community binge

seasons 4 through 6 go to a 13 episode total instead of 20+

so sooner rather than later

fuck ALL y'all if you hate Community

this video game episode warms my heart

Dan Harmon even got the Breaking Bad Gus Fringer guy

For real! this shit is just fun and I'm willing to slack off a little to appreciate it

😅🤣

Reality is less funny than community

totally seems legit

> beef is now misogyny

My decision to procrastinate on threading and just binge watch Community is still paying off

midway into season 4 right now, and I can see why people were kind of disappointed by it

"Is there nothing else going on?"

Ya know what, let's cross our fingers that's the case

oh yeah whoops

That whole thing of what Flynn said is newsworthy I GUESS

but

let me sleep in for another hour or two

this isn't grade school

i don't have to study for tests last minute, have mental breakdowns, and bite my arms out of extreme stress

"BLM activist steps down from school board after allegations he molested up to 62 children" thepostmillennial.com/blm-activist-s…

spicy gaming youtube gossip dot jay peg

> something happened in 1999

FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF EVERYONE BOOTY BLASTED ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED IN 1999

yeah fuck the news here's music

ADVICE FROM CRAB MAN

Before and After of me taking another hit of Community (TV series) COCAINE

write on my tombstone that "RIP CRABMAN: he watched Community and reacted like it was cocaine for some reason. And obviously the MOFO died when he ran out of episodes to watch, lol."

it seriously stimulates my brain like crack cocaine and I might have to watch something like.... The Wire? after this, to cope

for real i found a way to get high off of watching a tv show and im scared

can't believe Britta dated the black guy

no longer MONDA

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