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Purveyor of Coastal Slander, hiatusing until twitter unfucks itself. Not the best but always in demand. Head Four Poster Ned https://t.co/H2wlShdGiL

Jun 11, 2021, 16 tweets

Well now, this is a very promising start to a wikipedia article.

Ok, this article is 🔥FIRE🔥

I hope my last words are this profound.

Christ, there’s bloody loads!

“…most of them derogatory.”

“A title he awarded to himself.”

Ledge

Bit of casual skull splitting. Nice.

I too number my concubines

Natch

Quite the polymath

“…(that is, banditry)”

I genuinely clapped when I read this poem of his.

“…he slapped the Dragon King’s statue several times…”

And finally, the coffin car. What a glorious, murderous, cockeyed bag of spanners

Here’s the full article - our boy Zhang: He was a right wrong ‘un.
👉 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Zon…

(Btw, if anyone’s got anyone’s got any good reccos for Warlord-era China books, lemme know as I am willing to put in double shifts down this particular batshit mine)

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