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Jun 23, 2021, 5 tweets

THREAD: Here's the definitive list of over 40 names you can call Shaun King that are spot on.

1) Talcolm X
2) Thurgood Partial
3) W.E.B. Du Blanc
4) Martin Luther Cream
5) Hueless P. Newton
6) Fraudrick Douglass
7) Mayo Angelou
8) Stevia Wonder

9) Scamuel L. Jackson
10) Honkey Kong
11) Snow J. Simpson
12) Jaleel White
13) Bet-He White
14) Thurgood Marshmellow
15) Richard Dolezal
16) Whack Panther

17) Ghost Malone
18) Martin Luther Keyboard
19) Iggy Apalea
20) Chalka Con
21) T'Chalka
22) Pale Revere
23) Powder Ranger
24) Harriet Taupeman
25) Nelson Manyellow
26) Stevie Wonderbread
27) Cream Abdul-Jabbar
28) Tupac Sugar
29) Crooker T. Washington

30) Milk Chamberlain
31) GoFundMe Washington Carver
32) Reverend Jesse Fraction
33) Django Uncolored
34) Count Chalkula
35) James Pearl Jones
36) Alexander Scamulton
37) Albino Sharpton
38) Blankson Hughes
39) Neil DeGrasse Youwhiteson
40) Taupe Bruh Winfrey

41) Louis Fairaskin
42) Samuel L. Nonblackson
43) James Fraudwin

And there you have it!

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