💬 Here's all the deeply strange stuff we've heard on the streets of London this week.
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‘I just really wish people would stop emailing me’
‘If it wasn’t for Stalin I wouldn’t be Australian’
‘You’re the banjo player in Mumford & Sons and there’s just no coming back from that’
‘Please refrain from touching me while I’m sweating and holding a bread knife’
‘If you had a sex dungeon and it was purple, it would be this purple'
‘She does baby discos now’
Have you heard anything weird and wonderful on London's streets this week?
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