A Thred England Players On A Night Out…
Declan Rice. Talks to anyone in the club buys random people drinks. Catch him in the toilet talking to the toilet attendant during the night getting splash of joop. Ends the night wrecked in the Kebab shop with chill sauce around his lips
Jack Grelish
Always invites girls on his table. Definitely the one snapping the bottles arriving on his table. Jack is definitely the leader of the pack, all the guys ask Jack where the next motive is.
Harry Kane & Luke Shaw
Lads with kids. They will come out for a bit but they go home quite early. They have a Sunday pub roast to go to with the family the next day so it can’t be a late one.
Saka
Youngest in the group. Still got a provision license as ID. He is having the time of his life. Knows every Digga D songs word for word. Definitely mixing drinks tho. He has church in the morning.
Kyle Walker
One of the older guys in the group. Doesn’t like randoms on the table. Loves anything old school garage. He will always back the beef if it kicks off. Knows the bouncers on the door always exchanges with a bit of banter.
Tyrone Mings
Keeps an eye on the boys. Tallest guy in the group but a gentle giant. If it kicks off he is in there breaking it all up. Makes sure the girls get home ok and will always ask them to text him to know they’ve got home safe.
Jordan Pickford
Doesn’t have any rhythm. Bouncers comes over to tell him to calm down every once in a while. Loves Oasis. Keeps tell the the DJ to play Wonderwall every 5mins.
Harry Maguire
Biggest lad in the group. If he headbutts you, you’re finished. Definitely in the club drinking Fosters. When he gets drinks he lifts up Saka and puts him in the airs.
Jadon Sancho
Best drip in the club. He comes late but always has a table. Asks to see the drinks menu. If the club is dead, him & his boys always have another motive. Always got a couple Roadman in his group. Takes pictures with his hand on his mouth like Trapstar dons
Phil Foden
Mouthy short one in the group. Bouncers keep telling him to get off the sofa. Loving pouring drinks down girls mouths on a night out. The youngest out of 8 older brothers so thinks he can fight anyone on a night out.
Ben White
Goes to University Of Leeds. One of Harry Maguire mates. Not really into hip hop but loves a bit of Foo Fighter on a night out. In a long term relationship. Often texting his girl on a night out.
Ben Chilwell
Great hair. Skinny jeans. Alexander McQueens with no socks. Goes out with a LV wash bag. When he links up with Jack Grelish in the club they get all the girls. His Girlfriends friends see him in the club being reckless. knows he is in the doghouse when he gets home.
Reece James
Shy guy in the group. You often find him in the club just staring at a girl but doesn’t have the confidence to speak to her. Doesn’t speak much. But once he has some dutch courage you’ll find him small small skanking with Saka. He has 3 pictures on his Instagram.
Raheem Sterling
Knows everybody in the club. Girls who know him say “Where’s my hug”. He is drinking nothing but Wray and Nephew all night. Just waiting for the DJ to play bashment. If it kicks off in the clubs the bouncers will blame him for no reason.
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