Righto.
This is such a niche hire, and I am fucking HERE for it.
Benedict Cummerbatch. Suuuure, kid. Suuuuure.
How to give your kid actual Christmas nightmares.
"No, I said I'm Craig from Dundee."
<error. system is corrupt>
Okay, this one has actually broken me.
Every single dude on a dating app.
"and do you get much work?"
Dad no.
Oh mate.
"Siri, show me a ninja turtle with a meth habit"
"You're meant to be applying for jobs, Alan."
"I AM, MOM."
WOLF LOOKALIKES
"Hey! Hey! Can you take your headphones off for a second? Yeah hi. I know I'm just random wolf in the woods but has anyone ever told you you'd look great if you smiled?"
[citation needed]
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