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Jul 31, 2021, 9 tweets

Ok cos I can’t watch the #LionsTour2021 on holiday, I’ve found an Mills and Boon novella and by god it’s hot. Nikki and Carter are playing strip poker. Carter is trying to resist. But this is only going one way.
Wait, encased?? Do breasts tighten??

‘It wasn’t quite a gasp, but it wasn’t normal breathing either.’ Covid? Carter needs his inhaler.

Her trousers were history.

Wait what she has freakishly long legs.

Now THIS is how you write a cliffhanger.

You want some more?

I’ve missed a key detail. Nikki has kidnapped Carter. He is only reluctantly participating in this poker game to get her drunk enough that she falls asleep. Spoiler: it doesn’t work.

The burping radio was her boyfriend interrupting for some reason. They get back on it immediately after the burp. But…

I don’t think they stretched properly. Post coital lolz

There’s no more nookie. They do some stock market trading and then get married. Disappointing.

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