Let's walk through APs "article" about #AZAudit. It's a doozy. Sadly, there's nothing new here, just the old usual stuff regurgitated, again.
I've taken the piece paragraph at a time, with my reply in blue in each screenshot. Grab a beverage!🍹Let's Go!
apnews.com/article/arizon…
That opening paragraph, my goodness.😳
Bennett locked out!!!😬
Ugenti-Rita "conservative" certainly "botched" her SoS campaign last week...😆
Their obsession with time...⏳
There will be experts in Forensic Audits of this type, when this one is finished. They'll be the ones who completed it. 😉
Has anyone checked on Paul Boyer's "re-election" chances? 🤭
Anyone know a good crisis PR consultant? Ugenti-Rita's gonna need one. 😂
Wait until the media finds out it wasn't just Cyber Ninjas and CyFIR as part of the Audit.🤠
Those thousands of crazy dark money donors, who gave up their coffee money for the cause! 🤑
Funny, the media loved HBOs film "Kill Chain"...🎥
Darth Vader to Boy Scout and back again...🙃
Nothing like selective editing...🧐
They're so touchy about time...⌚️
"Hello IRS? Hi, I've just received your notice that I'm being audited and I wanted to let you know I've decided not to participate. Hello?" 📞
........Srsly? 🙄
Nothing🍔
Ooohhh! DOJ! 🤣
"I'm ready for my close-up, Ms. Maddow" 😆
Conspiracy theories everywhere....👽
Talk about your conspiracy theories...🤓
This last little line is my favorite.
They brought in a ringer from the ATL!🍑/fin
Addendum: I referenced AZSen/SoS candidate Michelle Ugenti-Rita getting boo'd off stage in PHX at the Turning Point Action Election Integrity event where candidates for Gov, SoS, Senate spoke.
Here she is. Thoughts?
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