Today in pulp... proof (if it were needed) that all the ladies love a lad in lederhosen!
That's not Sean Bean btw...
I know, it's an idle vice...
"This is not what I meant Gretchen when I said stockings might spice up our love life..."
"Leave it Rolf, he ain't worth it!"
Lord Of The Rings, Alpine edition...
Love means he wears that cardigan you knitted...
"Normally we just put car keys in a bowl..."
"Do you ladies enjoy the Alpine Horn?"
Let's leave these Alpine love stories on a Heidi-high...
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