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Research. Books. https://t.co/iadHydaqct Moth in the Iron Lung + Others

Aug 11, 2021, 7 tweets

Thinking of opening a mask-free, vaccine-free restaurant. Also a movie theater, an airline, and a football league. Possibly a small nation.

Anyone care to join me?

In this small nation, the military will also be vaccine-free... soon to be a greater strategic advantage than any technology DARPA can come up with.

It will be like the Amish, but with electricity and minivans.

The Amish 2.0.

We have to go back.

In this new mask-free, vaccine-free nation, the government will be prohibited from being involved in education.

Should’ve never happened to begin with.

In the new mask-free, vaccine-free nation, we will enact Daylight savings time on a permanent basis.

In the new mask-free, vaccine-free nation, there will be a 250-year moratorium on immigration.

In its place, we will hold weekly food-truck competitions.

In the new mask-free, vaccine-free nation, the only thing mandatory going on will be Sunday School. Amen?

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