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Bloomberg reporter / Congress. Opinions mine. #FridayNightZillow #CheapZillow for fun. I'm @steventdennis elsewhere too. RTs ≠. Tips: sdennis17@bloomberg.net

Aug 20, 2021, 35 tweets

*INSANE* Vegas party pad is first up on this week's #FridayNightZillow.

Saltwater pools w/MOVIE screen, Star Wars-themed 3D IMAX lair, SHARK tank, packed with quirky Vegas weird.

6BRs, 4BAs, 6K sf. $1.69M
zillow.com/homedetails/36…

Not a normal boring pic in the place.

There's even a room to entertain the little ones

This is a bathroom. #FridayNightZillow

Stare at your giant aquarium while in a giant massage chair. Seems pretty Vegas #FridayNightZillow

Kitchen: You don't get this in a Vegas hotel room. #FridayNightZillow

#FridayNightZillow will return at 10 p.m. Next up: Possibly (probably?) the gaudiest house in all of Georgia.

This *INSANE* over-the-top Atlanta mega-mansion was dubbed the Palace of Gaud when it listed for $18.8M. Now a relative bargain at $9.8M.

33K sf, courtyard pool of the gods, neo-sheikh vibes. "ALL FURNITURE INCLUDED"

Next on #FridayNightZillow: zillow.com/homedetails/49…

Pretty sweet kitchen. Office is just...🤯 #FridayNightZillow

All the toys. Outdoor grills. Massive wine cellar. Game palace. Recording studio. #FridayNightZillow

I *think* this is the 20-person steam room. But I really have no idea. The parties at this place must be ...? #FridayNightZillow

When your megamansion has its own barber shop, many would-be mega-master bedrooms, and bathrooms that could fit 20 people in a pinch. #FridayNightZillow

It's a bathtub...and a throne. A Throne-Tub. #FridayNightZillow

You can't have a Palace of Gaud without a gaudy theater room. The screen is a little small, but otherwise... #FridayNightZillow

These rooms just seem to be designed to take up acreage. That sitting room on the right is just bonkers. #FridayNightZillow

This is the article that dubbed the mansion the Palace of Gaud; apparently it has ties to the Real Housewives of Atlanta and it once listed for $25M. Apparently it has been hard to sell. I wonder why... #FridayNightZillow atlanta.curbed.com/2016/6/29/1205…

The developer of the home, Lee Najjar, has a pretty fascinating life. Apparently the home was featured on MTV Teen Cribs in 2009. glamourpath.com/lee-najjar

Next up on #FridayNightZillow: A shockingly affordable New York mansion.

Yes, you can still buy a LEGIT mansion for, checks notes, $369,900 in NEW YORK.

12BRs, 13BAs, >8K sf
#FridayNightZillow
zillow.com/homes/6645-S-P…

Yes, there are some dated designs, and some cringey wallpaper, and I'm sure someone will complain about the lack of A/C, but it's $44 a square foot, folks!

Next up on #FridayNightZillow: AFFORDABLE HOUSING with a bizarre basement.

Ever wanted to own your own diner? This cute $139.5K bungalow has one in the basement.
"Looking for something EXTRAORDINARY?" asks the agent...
Iowa, welcome to #FridayNightZillow
zillow.com/homedetails/12…

Next up on #FridayNightZillow: I promised a crazy insane Castle. This one even has gold toilets.

This *INSANE* modern castle's price has just been cut by $4M to $4.9M.

Gazebo of the gods, water features galore, inside needs to be seen to be believed, & yes, golden toilets

15K sf, 6BR, 14BAs

"Swan Lake Castle" is on #FridayNightZillow

California
zillow.com/homes/8300-Mos…

This newly built castle is now 80% cheaper than the $28M they wanted to sell it for in January, per this Realtor story. And, like I said, golden thrones. realtor.com/news/unique-ho…

I'd call this the Mirror of Erised room

A bathroom. Don't, uh, slip on the marble... #FridayNightZillow

I guess every king of a faux castle would want a giant, scary looking safe to keep their treasure in. #FridayNightZillow

This really seems ideally suited as a wedding venue to the stars. There are peacocks, btw, and, yes, swans. #FridayNightZillow

One final #FridayNightZillow this week due to technical difficulties (slow WIFI) — a GOOFY $1M mansion you won't want to miss.

This might be the bargain of the night.

For somebody who doesn't mind kitsch and wants a short-ish commute to Walt Disney World.

"Castle." >7800 sf, just $1.05M.

Florida wrapping up another edition of #FridayNightZillow, enjoy! zillow.com/homedetails/31…

Hope this provided a diversion and either a smile or a grimace on your face. Let me know if you had a favorite or a favorite thing to hate.

If you didn't see this one earlier in the week, I recommend:

You can find last week's thread here:

This one is a riot too, featured by both @thebestofzillow and @zillowgonewild. Anybody with a boring house should probably dress up in a knight costume and pose in every room.

UPDATE: The $4.9M 'Swan Lake Castle' featured on #FridayNightZillow has a great promo YouTube video, including a better view of a crazy gold toilet (bidet?) 3:06 in —>

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