Bud ...
Let me tell y'all something...
You don't wanna be out here
You think you wanna be out here cause you not out here
When you get out here... You ain't gonna want to be out here no more
Last time you was out here... Out here was different...
You think it's something better...I come to let you know... The best you gonna get is what you already got
Ion know why you don't wanna do the work... You gonna come out here and ain't gonna like it
All they do is start podcast and talk about plate fixing
14 minutes being out here you gonna start saying "these females"
If you can make it work do so...
You don't wanna be out here learning tiktok dances and falling off milk crates
LOVE THE WIFE OF YOUR YOUTH 🗣️
Bud they want rounds now... You better pray about coming out here
You think it's a game till you in the middle of 60k people in a panny and she pointing her finger at you all hard rapping Flo milli lyrics
Do you like tumeric???? Charcoal ice cream???
You better learn to like it
You don't know nothing bout sneaky link... Now you knocking on the door of a 22 year old with 3 other roommates... Cause she got a side piece
You gonna be wearing a "hottie" shirt by Thanksgiving... You better ask your wife to forgive you
You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it
You don't have the cholesterol to be out here
They not eating butter pecan no more.... Blue bell ain't out here
You gonna be chasing Cialis with red bull
Do you know what "group chat" is???? You better learn... Cause you finna be the subject
Do you know how to make a mimosa????
Tulum??????
These people are 60% crab leg/ 30% iced coffee/ and 10% vape pen
Beloved.... Whatever went wrong... Go back and make it right
They pegging out here...
I'm not trying to scare you... I'm trying to prepare you... These people are children of Rihanna born in the fires of chaos...
You ready to leave your wife of thirty years till you wake up and your body is surrounded by rose quartz and moon water...
My message is simple. Dell Curry...
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