So... *someone* may have gender swapped a load of people known to spread hostile rhetoric towards trans people...
Brace yourselves.
👇🧵😅😂😭
JK Rowling ends up looking like a guy who drank HEAVILY in his 20s/30s, before giving up the sauce and becoming one of those "all the gear and no idea" cyclists.
Ben Shapiro looks like a babysitter that your kids don't like.
Maya Forstater looks like David Guest 😂😭
Whereas Joe Rogan morphs into a woman patiently waiting for Joe Rogan to stop speaking.
Rosie Duffield looks like an aging twink who has celebrated his 24th birthday 10 years on the bounce.
Abigail Shrier is somehow all of the male characters in "How I Met You Mother" in one guy.
Karen Jones...
Marion Millar becomes a weird combination of Noel Gallagher and James Corden.
Helen Staniland ends up looking like the type of bloke who stays late at work to escape his loveless marriage. There is no life left in those eyes, is there?
Ray Blanchard turns into your mums friend who has some problematic attitudes that surface after her 4th glass of chardonnay.
Julie Bindel becomes literally every player/manager of a sunday league football team ever. He no longer has any pace, but he played for Crewe Alexandra when he was 12, so he starts up-front.
Jonathan Ross looks like... well... Jonathan Ross...
Posie Parker morphs into the type of dude who has been working on his indie bands first album for the last 17 years.
And finally - It doesn't matter what gender Graham Linehan is: he always looks like he is being photographed outside of a court after pleading guilty to some heinous shit.
Lemme know if you can think of anyone else to include and *someone* will make it happen.
First Request!
Ricky Gervais looks like a heavy-drinking mum of four who is off on a girls night for the first time since 2004.
If you like the thread - retweet the first tweet.
Every retweet gets a follow!
Request 2.
Steven Crowder turns into a character from High School Musical...
John Cleese looks like that "obsessed girlfriend meme's" mum
James Dreyfus hates her forehead.
Another request.
Suzanne Moore looking like an after and before pic on r/crossdressing.
Lisa Townsend edit retaining the frilly collar makes it SO much better.
Much like Jonathan Ross, Boris Johnson just doesn't change...
However, I'm pretty sure I met male Liz Truss in a gay club in Berlin once...
Marjorie Taylor Green morphs into an amalgamation of Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Stiles...
Hungarian Prime Minister - Viktor Orban genuinely looks like my mates mum. He's not happy about it and begged me not to post it... so here it is...
Jacob Rees-Mogg becomes that science teacher that nobody liked.
Kelly-Anne turns into the other guy I met in a gay club in Berlin.
Piers Morgan turns into The Weasley's mum...
Putin-ette needed her next fix yesterday
Baroness Nicolson becomes Noel Edmonds 😂😭
I thought Glinner was funny, but BARONESS EDMONDS HAS SENT ME FUCKING SIDEWAYS 😂
I need to take a break. Keep your requests coming!!!
Fuckkk... I've been laughing for hours and my cheeks hurt. Send help!
Trump turns into Stiflers Mom
Guy version of Gina Davidson, who wrote that shocking article about @mebisdead, looks like the type to wait outside the pub at 10.58am waiting for it to open at 11.
#istandwithmeb
Shahrar Ali looks like a woman who could knock a geezer out.
Helen Joyce looks a little bit like a young Liam Neeson.
Look me on the eye and tell me you'd trust Julian Burchill with your kids...
Whatever gender Sarah Ditum is, they look like they cut their own hair.
Hayden Hewitt looks like Kat von D's mother.
I give you: Simone Callow.
Germane Greer just ages 10 years. 😬
Lady Bolsonaro is hiding a horrific secret....
Kathleen Stock looks like my ex-bf and I'm GAGGING...
Right... that is me DONE. I'm sorry if I missed a few requests. Hope you enjoyed the thread!
I'm a comic, so like, book me for gigs if you want to laugh at my observations of life and trans jokes that aren't hideously offensive!
Also, stop being dicks to trans people 🏳️⚧️
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Nice to see all the transphobes having a normal one in the comments.
Hope you've had a good day 👍
I'm off to steal your likes off of JKRs posts this evening, stay mad 👋
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