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Sep 4, 2021, 19 tweets

Game Thread:

Congratulations Blue-Ivy has sent you and invitation to Beyonce's 40 birthday party. Let's play...

1. Your stylist has arrived early with your outfit options, which look are you going for?

2. The makeup artist is here and beats your face. Pick a make up look.

3. Your date has arrived for the party, who are you going with to Beyoncé's party?

4. You guys stop for food at a drive-through. Who's working the McDonald's night shift in the window?

5. Y'all arrive at the party. The Kardashian sisters are standing outside because Blue-Ivy didn't put one of them on the list... Which sister is not on the guest list?

6. You're inside and already the party has started... There's a young singer doing a Beyoncé medley on stage personally requested by Beyoncé. Who is it?

7. Damnit you need to pee, you go the bathroom and when you open the door you walk in on a naked couple? which couple is it?

8. You apologize and run upstairs to find another bathroom, on your way you see an artist stealing unreleased songs, video ideas and performance concepts from Beyoncé's laptop... which artist is it?

9. Do you tell security or just mind your business and go pee?

10. There's a lot going on tonight... Someone just tried to break in the party using a window and got caught. Who was it?

11. Okay so you join the party and start enjoying yourself. A singer on the dancefloor tells you about a secret illuminati afterparty for just the elite and invites you to it. Who is this nice lady?

12. Y'all get to the after party. It looks pretty normal but everyone is waiting for the Grande Dame to arrive so she can do a speech in honour of Beyoncé. Who is the illuminati Grande Dame?

13. You Grande Dame arrives and gives her speech. They're inducting a new artist into the illuminati after a year of great work, who is it?

14. All of a sudden everyone turns around and looks at you...

15. You start running towards the door but Beyoncé yells "grab her/him" and someone tackles you, who is it?

16. Beyoncé says they've been looking for a young sacrifice so someone career can really start taking off... Who's career are you being sacrificed for?

17. The sacrifice is done, how would you like them to enjoy your body?

Okay that brings us to the end of our little thread. HOope y'all had fun and follow me.

Happy Birthday Beyoncé, You will always be the greatest to ever do it #BeyDay #Bey40

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