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Sep 19, 2021, 10 tweets

Things are cheaper in Minnesota.

🔥🤯18BRs, 18BAs, ???$220K????

The sign kind of has a @StephenKing kind of vibe.

The NORMAN MOTEL. zillow.com/homedetails/50…

Rooms seem ok, there's a real kitchen and some sweet industrial washers and dryers too. What am I missing? We should like totally buy this place right now, right, and make a killing?

Lots of parking, no HOA. Sure, it doesn't look like much from the outside, but you can live here and just rake in cash. Monthly payment a little over $1,000 a month.

Features "HOOKUPS"! RV friendly. What more could you want, really.

3.5 stars on TripAdvisor. 4.1 stars on Google. Everybody praises someone there named Joyce. tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g…

This cute 4BR house down the street is $125K.
America, or at least Minnesota, has affordable housing: zillow.com/homedetails/30…

Feels like we could make an A+ reality show about a city slicker family that moves here to buy the motel and the cute house and hilarity and/or horror ensues.

Ada, Minnesota is growing on me.

Maybe this North Dakota property is a better deal.

*72BRs, 72BAs in 30 fully furnished townhouses* in oil country for just, checks notes, $1.6M!🛢️💰

7 years old. Zippo charm, but... zillow.com/homedetails/35…

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