This is a story.
I know that I look like a lonely gullible slewfoot loser who will gladly give anyone who says something nice to me money. Well the jokes on you because I ain't got no money! You think I'm a #SugarDaddy I'm a #SplendaPapa
Anyway...
People see me as mark.
So they are always trying to hit me up on social media with the #HeyBby stuff...
...and I'm usually like...
But one day, recently, I had some time.
Hi.
"I'm Bella by name"🚩
"Cos you look attractive" 🚩
PROTIP: Always be ready for a selfie! You never know!
Don't text and drive while driving to school, kids!
Well that was overly specific 🚩 almost like did a @googlemaps search or something...
and didn't get it exactly right.
#shoutout @CSNCoyote
It's a long story...
I don't want talk about it 😭
Aww, they did you dirty, girl!
Men...
Getting them digits, yo!
Here comes the grift #SplendaPapa
What a friend!
What? The video chat didn't work?
Your phone is turned off and the neighbor's phone is "not good"?
Man her neighbors phone really sucks 😏 🚩
...wait for it...
AND THERE IT IS!!!!
I am something that you'll never comprehend
Ooh we've reached the "bby" and #CashApp level of the grift
"bby bby bby
what's it gonna be?
oh bby bby bby
are u gonna #cashapp me?"
Where were we? Oh yeah...A wild Arthur has entered the grift!
Arthur?
Whoo I need to hurry up!
Ooh I don't know...
🤨
She sent me a picture from her neighbors phone to show me she's legit
To ease my fears she sent me another picture
Where is my money?!?
Fine! Here's your $100 bby! #SplendaPapa
How did that damn decimal get in there?😏
Who me, kid???
"This how you do it"
Damn you #Android 😏
Oh no!
Would you???
...alas all "good" grifts must come to an end
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