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Oct 2, 2021, 9 tweets

"So you see, if she'd learned self-defence in school, she could have fought him off."

"If women bothered to find out more about the legal system, they'd be more streetwise."

"...which I think demonstrates with irrefutable logic that he was just one bad apple in an otherwise excellent police force."

"She should have asked him for his warrant card. That way, if he'd been an impostor, she would have known not to trust him."

"I would merely have summoned a passing carriage or barouche, or even a common hackney, and thereby evaded his pursuit."

"I'm a nice guy. I'll get you home safely - just as long as I get a kiss..."

"...and then, you ask to borrow his police radio..."

"Hilarious guy. We called him The Rapist. Just for bantz, obviously. I mean - who could have known?"

"Yes, but what if a man tried to abduct you who was just PRETENDING to be a police officer?"

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