Thread by @Tyndale7

Nicola Sturgeon Eco Warrior.
A short story.
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Once upon a time, there was an independence referendum in Scotland. Oil money was crucial to the Nationalist economic argument. Sturgeon predicted an oil boom..

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We were 'on the verge of a North Sea bonanza'..

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In the run up to the UK GE in 2015, the Green Queen of Scotland showcased the world's first Tesla Helicopter...

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Later that year, she became the nation's self declared champion for oil exploration...

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Oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil...

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Now, as Glasgow gets ready for COP26, Govanhill's very own Swampy has put a bunch of freaks without a Constituency seat to their name in Govt, & is prancing about like Greta Thunberg's fairy Godmother, talking to anyone that's stupid enough to listen...

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Better still, Russia, China & the US are going to shut down their entire countries because she's extended Glasgow bin collections to once a month..
Who actually believes this drivel???
She's went from Digger Barns to Digger Yarns in the space of 5 minutes.

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Sturgeon is often described as a conviction politician. She's nothing of the sort. She doesn't believe a word she says, & will hitch herself to whatever bandwagon rolls by.
Climate Utd.
The only team I ever wanted to play for.
She changes, dare I say it, like the weather...