Hi. You're late. And drunk.
You should give me snacks.
I've never been preyed on so much as this cat is trying to prey on me now.
I'm trying to cook a curry and this is the situation.
Apparently I have offended him.
When you forget you're trying to be annoyed and fall asleep.
Full snooze.
We've agreed duvet legs will be provided as overall compensation for this evening.
This offer has been accepted.
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