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Oct 19, 2021, 6 tweets

Found a new dream York, Maine mansion on Zillow.

$3.275M is ouchytown, but man, these views!!!

5BRs, 8BAs, gorgeous in every respect. Even proper TV placement! Unlike yesterday's, has A/C.
zillow.com/homedetails/4-…

Yes, I could live here. Porch of the gods. Awesome kitchen.

Note the proper TV placement. NOT above the fireplace. This is how you do it, folks.

The view from your bedroom.

An alternative and cheaper York, Maine dream house, which appears to be ideal Air B&B/VRBO material, is this one. Sleeps 24. 9BRs, 4BAs, walk to the beach. Ocean views. $2.25M. zillow.com/homedetails/6-…?

Yesterday's house in some ways was better, but no A/C is a killer in a $2.25M house.

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