The Trump "social network" terms of service are something to behold.
A sampling:
Don't tell the boss...
Don't use the site to do what is the reason we created it...
No Freedom of Speech is allowed on the freedom of speech site, as it pertains to Dear Leader or his site.
Whatever your ideas...we own them...and you have no recourse.
We claim immunity from all lawsuits...
We're not liable, even we we know we were liable.
If anything goes wrong, we owe you the lesser of any amount...or 1 cent.
:)
Just to be clear, you can't hold us or anyone accountable, for anything
Yeah, we're going to lose your data...
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