Today's trip to the grocery store: a thread.
Lots of treadmills just hanging out on ships off the coast, apparently.
Good thing people don't need frivolous extras like groceries, huh?
What was it they told us? "You need to cut back on spending so much on stuff you don't need!"
"This is a good thing, because it means more people are buying goods!" — White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki.
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